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Total Medals Earned: 140 (From 40 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,945 Points

1976: Issue 1

1976 Unlocked 8/25/11
10 Points
Read the entire first issue of 1976

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Abobo's Big Adventure

Call A Plumber Unlocked 1/13/12
5 Points
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
Child Chomper Unlocked 1/13/12
5 Points
01 - Eat kid
Familiar Shape Unlocked 1/13/12
5 Points
04 - Get the map
Fish Food Unlocked 1/13/12
5 Points
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
Idiot Unlocked 1/13/12
5 Points
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
Merbobos Unlocked 1/13/12
5 Points
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
Never Give Up Unlocked 1/13/12
5 Points
00E - Use a continue
No Mercy Unlocked 1/13/12
5 Points
03 - Execute the Fatality move
Run Abobo, Run! Unlocked 1/13/12
5 Points
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
Where To? Unlocked 1/13/12
5 Points
04 - Get the compass
Beardy Basher Unlocked 1/13/12
10 Points
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
Bigger Boat Unlocked 1/13/12
10 Points
02 - Defeat Jaws
Flurry Frag Unlocked 1/13/12
10 Points
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
Ironic Unlocked 1/13/12
10 Points
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
Patience Unlocked 1/13/12
10 Points
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
Poor Aboboy Unlocked 1/13/12
10 Points
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
Projectile Power Unlocked 1/13/12
10 Points
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
Pushy Unlocked 1/13/12
10 Points
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
Rocky Rage Unlocked 1/13/12
10 Points
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
Slowpoke Unlocked 1/13/12
10 Points
04 - Get turned into a snail
Walk On Water Unlocked 1/13/12
10 Points
04 - Get the ladder
Anger Issues Unlocked 1/13/12
25 Points
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
Bloody Chum Unlocked 1/13/12
25 Points
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
Die Dragon Die Unlocked 1/13/12
25 Points
04 - Kill Aquamentus
Forklift Foul Unlocked 1/13/12
25 Points
01 - Defeat boss
Kill The Messenger Unlocked 1/13/12
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Manhandled Unlocked 1/13/12
25 Points
04 - Kill Manhandla
Mmm Beefy Unlocked 1/13/12
25 Points
04 - Get the beef
Auto-Assault 5 Points 07 - Get Machine Gun
Bad Call 5 Points 02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
Ballooney 5 Points 05 - Pick up an extra balloon
Choices 5 Points 00B - Use level select
Fiery Fury 5 Points 07 - Get Flame Gun
Fighting Chance 5 Points 03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
Lazertagged 5 Points 06 - Get hit by a laser
Lemming Lunacy 5 Points 07 - Get Lemmings Gun
Soap On A Dope 5 Points 07 - Kill showering guy
Spread The Love 5 Points 07 - Get Spread Gun
Acid Bath 10 Points 08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
Blocktorock 10 Points 04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
Bloody Bobo 10 Points 00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
Bombs Away 10 Points 07 - Use Rage move on level 7
Bonkers 10 Points 05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
Death Blossom 10 Points 05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
Have A Seat 10 Points 05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
Icy Escape 10 Points 07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
Mega Blast 10 Points 06 - Use Rage move on level 6
Police Patrol 10 Points 03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
Pro Wrestler 10 Points 05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
Punchy Power 10 Points 08 - Use Rage move on level 8
Reap This 10 Points 05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
Reaper Runner 10 Points 05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
Risky 10 Points 05 - Jump off the top rope
Robopopped 10 Points 07 - Kill Robocop
Spiffy Supporter 10 Points 00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
Super Slash 10 Points 04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
The Code 10 Points 07 - Use the Contra Code properly
Typhoon Time 10 Points 02 - Use Rage move on level 2
Waste Not 10 Points 01 - Throw kid body
A Winner Is Me 25 Points 05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
Abobo Appetizers 25 Points 02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
Chair Massacre 25 Points 05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
Fooled You 25 Points 01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
Kong Punt 25 Points 01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
Krang Bang 25 Points 07 - Destroy Krangby
Mac Attack 25 Points 08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
Mega Mashed 25 Points 06 - Defeat Megabobo
No Fatty Pop 25 Points 04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
Skynet Stopper 25 Points 06 - Defeat Robobobo
Turtle Power 25 Points 07 - Defeat Krang
Balloon Master 50 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
Barf-O-Rama 50 Points 07 - Kill giant Kirby
Champ 50 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
Elderly Execution 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
Extra Abobo 50 Points 06 - Pick up an extra life
It's So Bad 50 Points 08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
Meatspin 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Mega Master 50 Points 06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
Super Soldier 50 Points 07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
War Hero 50 Points 07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
Balloon Jedi 100 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
Contrabobo God 100 Points 07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
I'm The Greatest 100 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Bloodsport Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jason Lives Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
No Filming Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Surf's Up Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Duck Hunted Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Friendly Foes Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Headbanger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Luckdragon Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sneaky Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thanks Doc Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Another Castle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bobo Battle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Double Trouble Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fire Bad! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Best Ending Evar Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Private Party Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thriller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 28/100 (335/2,000 points)

Bullet Bill 3

Dodongo Destroyer Unlocked 11/23/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Small Geo Metro Unlocked 11/23/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
...And Hard Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Always Remember Your First Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Booface Killah Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bullet Biller's Dozen Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chicken Extra Crispy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Drop A Bomb On It Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
False Start Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ground Control To Major Bill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Wanna Be The Bill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Long... Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Money Shot Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
My Uncle Works For Nintendo Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Overcompensating Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Persian Magic Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Positive KD Ratio Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
POW, Right In The Kisser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Righto, Chap Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shot The Bucket Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Phanto Menace Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
There It Go Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thunderstruck Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
A Long Long Time Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bullet Bill 'n Me Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chomping At The Bit Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cindemega Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Disgruntled Poultry Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Egg-Based Pun Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Family Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Feline Fiesta Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hazy Cosmic Jive Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I'm Gonna Get Me Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Impeccabill Survivor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Missing The Point Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Motown Magic Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Perfectionist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Questionable King Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Right Hand Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shoop Da Koopa Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shyest Guy U Know Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
So Still Crew Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Subception Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Mask Of Golden Death Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Alright Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Block Genocidester Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bullet Impossibill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Good Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Great Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Super Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/50 (10/500 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 7/16/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Clock Duels

Clock Shot Unlocked 8/18/11
5 Points
Execute a clock shot.
Pineapple Chunks Unlocked 8/18/11
5 Points
Defeat Pineapple.
Banana Split Unlocked 8/18/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Orangina Unlocked 8/18/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Rapid Illustrate Unlocked 8/18/11
10 Points
Perform a rapid illustrate.
Raspberry Jam Unlocked 8/18/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Carrot Cake Unlocked 8/18/11
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Leek Soup Unlocked 8/18/11
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Turd Sandwich Unlocked 8/18/11
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Artist 25 Points Reach the boss with no more than 5 deaths and perform a rapid illustrate on all opponents.
Chop Top 25 Points Execute a chop top.
Fruitality 25 Points Perform a fruitality.
Jackpot 25 Points Perform the ultimate skill kill!
Clockmaster 50 Points Reach the boss with no more than 5 deaths and execute a jackpot on all opponents.
Gut Sucker 50 Points Reach the boss with no more than 5 deaths and perform a fruitality on all opponents.
King of Kings 50 Points Perform a rapid illustrate on the final opponent.
Skull Fucker 50 Points Reach the boss with no more than 5 deaths and perform a chop top on all opponents.
Strawberry Sundae Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jesus Juice Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 9/19 (125/480 points)

Color Follower

1 to 5 Unlocked 12/15/11
10 Points
Complete levels 1 to 5
6 to 10 Unlocked 12/15/11
10 Points
Complete levels 6 to 10
Freestyler! 5 Points Play freestyler mode
How to? 5 Points Learn how to play this game, dammit
11 to 15 10 Points Complete levels 11 to 15
16 to 20 25 Points Complete levels 16 to 20
21 to 25 50 Points Complete levels 21 to 25
All 30 100 Points Complete all 30 levels to beat the game

Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/215 points)

Crush the Castle: PP

Castle Hater Unlocked 2/2/12
5 Points
Beat all castles in Black Shores
Castle Pusher Unlocked 2/2/12
5 Points
Beat all castles in Umbria
Tutorial Smasher Unlocked 2/2/12
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Warming Up the Trebuchet Unlocked 2/2/12
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Castle Crusher 10 Points Beat all castles in Betsonia
Castle Destroyer 10 Points Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Castle Smasher 10 Points Beat all castles in Wintervale
Don't Eat Red Snow 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
No Survivors 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Resistance is Futile 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
I Hate Castles 50 Points Crush all castles
Gold Medalist 100 Points Get gold medals in all castles.

Medals Earned: 4/12 (30/285 points)

Cuboy: Cubeture 2

Hi-Five By Unlocked 2/24/12
5 Points
Kill the boatman
Ram Buster Unlocked 2/20/12
5 Points
Scare away the ram
Gladiator, Ready Unlocked 2/24/12
10 Points
Complete all divisions in the colosseum
Godly Pal Unlocked 2/24/12
25 Points
Help all of the G-units
Perseus Unlocked 2/24/12
25 Points
Fly to mount Olympus
Ultimate Friend Unlocked 2/24/12
25 Points
Complete Hades' game
Ultimate Hero Unlocked 2/24/12
100 Points
Complete the game
Fat-Tastic Poetry 5 Points Complete the poem and get fatty's clothes
Holy Ship 10 Points Defeat the sailor in Oh, Ship!
Ultimate Outcast 10 Points Get kicked out of the city
Patience, Fortitude 25 Points Don't kill the boatman
Ram God 25 Points Knock out the farm boy
Cuboy Knievel 50 Points Make Cuboy say "I am upside down" in Fly High Mountain Guy
Child Hater Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Nymphy Blessing Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Nymphy Cursing Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/16 (195/380 points)

Cuboy: Hot Pants

Quick Feet Unlocked 8/21/11
5 Points
Quickly move down the mountain.
Thrill Seeker Unlocked 8/21/11
10 Points
Flirt with death.
Hooked 5 Points Play the game many times in one session.
Hot Toes 10 Points Jump on lava 15 times in a single game.
Ultimate Goatman 10 Points Unlock the goat costume. Baaa
Ultimate Fireman 25 Points Unlock the Fireman outfit.
Ultimate Survivor 25 Points Reach a score of 1500
Ultimate Lederhosen 50 Points Unlock the Lederhosen outfit.
Ultimate Rockman 100 Points Unlock the Rockman outfit.

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/240 points)

Culmination

Exhaust LW Unlocked 12/6/11
5 Points
Use all of main Character's attacks
Juggle Clown Unlocked 12/6/11
5 Points
Get a 10 hit Combo
This is too easy Unlocked 12/6/11
5 Points
Complete Normal Mode
exhaust VL Unlocked 12/6/11
10 Points
Use all Vandier's attacks
Pit of Doom Unlocked 12/6/11
10 Points
Force 5 enemies to fall to death
Orb Hunter Unlocked 12/6/11
25 Points
Collect 100 orbs
Rebel Scum Unlocked 12/6/11
50 Points
Die to the hands of the Lone Warrior
Contrast 5 Points Fiddle with the settings
Juggle Blade 10 Points Get a 20 hit Combo
Slaughter 10 Points Kill all eneimies
Special Expert 10 Points Keep Full Speical for 30 seconds
This is more like it 10 Points Complete Hard Mode
Destiny 25 Points Die to the hands of Vandheer Lorde
Pit of Death 25 Points Force 10 enemies to fall to death
Special Master 25 Points Keep Full Speical for 60 seconds
Juggle King 50 Points Get a 50 hit Combo
Speed Demon 50 Points Complete Culmination in 8 minutes
God of this world 100 Points Collect all Awards
Juggle God 100 Points Get a 60 hit Combo
Undefeated 100 Points Complete Culmination without dying

Medals Earned: 7/20 (110/630 points)